Redbud Blueberry Açaí Lime

Has calorific craft beer got your belly doing the truffle shuffle? Does your love of beer exceed your love of exercise? Boy oh boy do we have a product for you! It’s the FDA approved*, patent pending**, waist slimming*, inflammation soothing*, immune boosting*, ABV reduced, super fruit induced, health drink cure-all* that’ll take you from 6-pack-a-day to 6-pack-of-abs* for less than the cost of an annual gym membership. Let’s get you back to dad bod shape with the world’s first and only super food Redbud™.

*Disclaimer: the FDA has not evaluated these absurd claims and this product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

**We have not submitted product to the US Patent Office and would not receive a patent if we did.